In honor of a true visionary in the music field, I’d like to present this post as a tribute to Weird Al Yankovic. His way with lyrics and musical talent has inspired me to come up with some soon-to-be hits (whether musical or blogging, I don’t know).
Presenting Homeschool’s Greatest Hits, featuring your all-time favorites; some new tunes, and some generational faves.
“Patriarchal Man” [my husband’s choice] by The Christian Village People (lyrics: “Patriarchal Man .. I’ve got to be a Patriarch. Patriarchal Man .. I’ve got to be Patriarchal!”)
“Another Purity Ball” by Pink Bible Verses (lyrics: “Oh, no! It’s not another purity ball!”)
“Silly Doug Songs” by The Non-Normatives (lyrics: “You’d think that people would have had enough of silly Doug songs. I look around me and I see it isn’t so. Some people want to fill the world with silly Doug songs …”)
“If You’re Going to San Antonio” by Doug and the Traditionalists (lyrics: “If you’re going to San Antonio be sure to wear long hair and tan, long skirts”)
“My Betrothed’s Back” by the Josh-elles (lyrics: “My betrothed’s back and you’re gonna be in trouble”)
“I Homeschool, Babe” by Sono and Gregg (lyrics: “I don’t know if all that’s true, all I know is baby, I homeschool”)
“Da Do Do Do, Da Hard Hard Things” by The RighteousBros, from their album, “Teenchronicity” (lyrics: “Da Do Do Do, Da Hard Hard Things, that’s all I want to say to You”)
“The Leader of the PAC” by the Sham-gri-las (lyrics: “My friends were always voting him down.[down, down] They say he votes with the wrong side of town”)
“H-S-L-D-A“ by Ineedsome Franklins (lyrics: “H-S-L-D-A for me! Find out how to send money! H-S-L-D-A for me! Ooooh! Sock-it-to-me, sock-it-to-me, sock-it-to-me, sock-it-to-me! …”)
“Be-Homian Rhapsody” by The Queen’s Subjects (lyrics: “Is this the home life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality”)
“Helpmeet” by John Lenin (lyrics: “Helpmeet, I can hardly express my disappointment with your choice of dress. You’ve got to learn the meaning of submit/succe–ess.”)
“Make Your Own Banjo Music” by The Homeschool Mommas and Papas (lyrics: “You’ve got to make your own banjo music, sing your own special song, make your own banjo music — even if nobody else sings along!”)
“All the Way – Home” by MyOwn Pride (lyrics: “When somebody homeschools, it’s no good unless they homeschool — ALL THE WAY!”)
“Gregg, Brother Gregg, it’s Brother Gregg’s Travelling Salvation Show” by Delight Directives (lyrics: “So, pack up the babies, and grab the old ladies, ’cause everyone goes, everyone knows Brother Gregg’s shows … Hallejuah, Brothers, I said, brothers …. “)
“I Will Survive Homeschooling” by Glorious Gaynore (lyrics: “Once I was afraid, I was petrified …. “)
“Homeschool Carpet Ride” by Scrappin’wife (”You. don’t. know what. we. can. find, why don’t you come with me little girl on a homeschool carpet ride?”)
“There’s No Business Like Home Business” by Ethel Homeman (lyrics: “There’s no business like home business, like no business I know! Everything about it is appealing ….”)
“Court Me” by Sixtimes None the Bridegroom (lyrics: “Court me, with elder oversight, Court me, under my father’s watchful eye …”)
“It’s the End of Homeschooling As We Know It” by MLM (lyrics: …. “It’s the end of homeschooling as we know it, and I feel fine ….”)
“Star Wars, Nothin’ But Star Wars” by the real Bill Murray (as performed on SNL)
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Stay tuned to this station for updates! 🙂
*Bonus Tracks: “White-Washed-Feminist Wedding” by Billy IdleTalk (lyrics: “Hey, Christian sister, what have you done? It’s a nice day for a — White-Washed-Feminist Wedding!”)
“Little Less Mathematician, Little More Adverb, Please” by Melvis (lyrics: “All this aggravation aint satisfactioning me”)
“My Patriarch” by Ella Barbra Billie (lyrics: “Two or three girls has he that he likes as well as me, but I love him …. I don’t know why I should; he isn’t true — he beats me, too, what can I do? Oh, my Patriarch, I love him so; he’ll never know, all my life is just despair, but I don’t care. When he takes me in his arms the world is bright all right. What’s the difference if I say, I’ll go away, when I know I’ll come back on my knees some day? For whatever my Patriarch is, I am his forevermore.”)
“Modesty” by Mr. BillyJo (lyrics: “Modesty is such a lonely word. Everyone is so uncool.”)
“Walk Like a Puritan” by The Shackles (lyrics: “All the kids in marketplace say, Ay oh, way oh, ay oh, way oh …. Walk like a puritan … Walk like a puritan.”)
“Sixteen Going On Seventeen” by the real Rodgers and Hammerstein (lyrics: “[Rolfe]: You need someone older and wiser telling you what to do, I am 17 going on 18, I’ll take care of you. [Liesl]: I am 16 going on 17, I know that I’m naive; Fellows I meet may tell me I’m sweet, and willingly I believe …. Totally unprepared am I to face a world of men; Timid and shy and scared am I of things beyond my kin. I need someone older and wiser telling me what to do; You are 17 going on 18 I’ll depend on you.”)